- Born: 1969 (age 54 years)
- Office: Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice since 2022
- Education: Liverpool High School, SUNY Oneonta, Harvard University
- He was also the chief prosecutor at the Kosovo Specialist Chambers, an international tribunal at The Hague tasked with investigating and prosecuting war crimes in the Kosovo War.
- He is a serious guy that is serious about getting justice for the American people. WE ARE PISSED, AND SO IS HE.
- Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick, Jack Indict that Dumb Orange Prick!
